Woza Weekend

What a Sporting weekend...

Some of which we would obviously like to forget. Lets start with the winners...

Julien Absalon (FRA) who absolutely smoked the Mens Mountain Biking at the Olympics. Nobody had an answer to his powerful surge after the 1st lap and he continued to put time into his rivals until the last lap where he knew it was done and dusted. To comprehensively beat the best in the world when you are the favourite shows massive BMT.

Obviously we must mention Bolt and Phelps, if you haven't heard of them then I can honestly say the drugs you are taking must be some good shit, or you've just come back from Earthdance and you probably had them there anyway. I was listening to Roland Schoeman on the wireless the other day, he apart from coming up with the usual stuff about training his hardest etc etc said he knows Phelps from the States Varsity swimming circuit. He went on to say the guy is the biggest dork you have ever met, nice guy but a dork, seems that's what it may take to be the best swimmer ever. If we are being honest Roland, Tiger Woods is a Dork too. A multi million dollar dork with a piping hot Swedish wife. " How'd you like them apples "--- Baaaahhhhh

Liverpool coming back from a goal down with ten minutes to play and winning with a pearler from their beloved Stevie G. I had Goosebumps watching the Kop end going mental. I have always maintained that being a top pro footballer must be some of the most satisfying work around. Sure it has alot of stress, but when you score a goal like that the world must seem pretty sweet. Mannnenberg Central must have gone off its tits on Saturday night.

I will leave the Boks and the Proteas for another day, not cause I am bitter or twisted about the whole thing at all. They just sucked again and don't deserve my fury yet. I just hope the Proteas can wipe that smug grin off that twat Pietersens face by coming back and winning the series 4-1. Now that would make my summer. Not to mention the English press'

A final note:

I really enjoyed some of the Olympics, I reckon there alot of sports that can go. Just a waste of time really. Is synchronised swimming a sport ? OK the ladies are worth watching but again I ask you " is it a sport ? "