Stormers to sign Rupeni ?

Hot off the press: I wonder if its possible are we getting the real deal here ?
Rupeni Caucaunibuca is apparently in talk with the Stormers, he and old Sereli Knuckles must have had a few bats together while chilling on the Islands. Maybe he lost numbers to go get the next paycheck...

Well word on the streets is that he is in talks with Leicester, The Waratahs and The Stormers to see who coughs up the most, or who risk's the most! Rupeni's last stint in France was a big flop but I reckon he'd fit right back into the Super14. Like Knuckles I dont think they are interested in playing Currie Cup but we will have to wait and see how this one turns out. The Gentleman under the Craven stand at Newlands would have a new hero.

What would they call him ?