As Good as it Gets...

Yip folks this one's going into my entertainment section,

These two Yorkshire terriers of the squash world are once again battling it out on the courts of WPCC, this time for charity and in front of a large crowd of very interested spectators.

NJ Quayle known around town as Quayle's Ale's has put together this event and is the current holder of " The Kahuunies ". The K's for short, is a prize that these two have been fighting for since I can remember. Its basically an old T-shirt framed with the backside of a bull showing his most prized assets between his legs. Awesome stuff really, bit like most trophies its not about the trophy but in the winning that satisfaction is driven.

JJ Elley, the other side of this epic is a bit crook at the moment having recently returned from the states where rumour has it he also fell hard for a young American lady. He apparently hasn't had the strength to look at his squash equipment and Donkey is trying his utmost to keep him occupied on weekends just to get him going everyday.

This is not your average competition and these fellows are aiming to please, lets hope they can really deliver on the night and not let the fans down. Either way one of them will be going home happy, rumours have been circling that total shame awaits the loser. Could this spell the end of young JJ Elley before his prime or will the older, wiser albeit slower of the two Ale's not have the legs and battle in the late rounds.

Get your tickets Ladies and Gents its going to be a CRACKER