Tuesday, July 29, 2008

All Black ?



The All Blacks love them or hate them carry the game at heart. The reasons they play are purer and less clouded than any other nation. South Africans play the game for different reasons, just watch a SA derby in the Super14 and you will be lulled into sleeping if it's not your team competing. We are blinded by winning, yes its the only thing I know, but for the love of the game where is the skill in it. Thankfully we as a nation are attempting to play a more expansive game. But enough about us. This is about them...


From what I see and read things are looking pretty bleak in The Land of the Long White Cloud. Uncle Graham has picked up a very average bunch of players after his unlucky performance at the World Cup last year. Injuries to a few have thrown in some names even Jambles Charton may struggle to place. This is not what I have come to expect of this once mythical bunch in black. Playing the All Blacks has always been every South African players dream or nightmare whatever the result may be, but just recently there seem to be more in house fights than we have here at SARugby headquarters and now with the team coughing up pretty average performances, where are they going as a nation who loves rugby more than life itself ?


Dont be fooled into thinking South Africans love the game more than your average Kiwi, cause you are wrong. From what I hear every person you meet, be it at customs, the hair salon or your average pub, will debate the merits of selections and team tactics while always reminding you that you will lose to the beloved AB's. They still talk about the shed, the paddock and lads. Its pure down there, really pure. At least it was...


The reasons for the sudden decline are quiet obvious to see now but before the World Cup you would have been laughed out of the loony bin. But as we all know things change, and in this case, quickly. I have to mention Robbie Deans or ' Dingo ' as the convicts call him in this piece cause I feel like he is the Messiah to a lot of people and now even more so after giving his beloved country a bloody nose on Saturday. If they lose come Saturday it will be the knock out of a nation. Mark my words the shit is going to hit the fan. If Deans had been appointed Coach would this have happened, who knows. But I certainly don't see them playing like they are at the moment. Uncle Graham had his chance, yes it was one game but he blew it, be a man and move aside. He didn't. He put on a more grumpy front admitted to some mistakes and tried to please a nation by stopping the rotation policy so hotly debated in every corner of NZ. Losing the core of any team is hard to handle, almost impossible to be honest, teams take time to build. Experience is vital as Jake has shown us, why it took so long I will never know but that's another story, ask Ashfak. You need time and Uncle Graham has almost run out of it. So if the AB's lose against the convicts on Saturday take a moment to think about life over there. They take the game pretty seriously.


What worries me most is the continued drain to the North, its not good for rugby here or in NZ. I cant imagine having to watch that drivel week in and week out with some pompous chinless wonder telling me about the virtues of a 9-3 win in the sleet of who gives a shit. I like the Super14, rugby is a great game played this way. Heaven knows where we would be without it, somewhere near the 9-3 scoreline I guess. So come Saturday lets pray for an All Black win, I cant handle the convicts winning at their third most important sport or whatever they say. I really enjoy Robbie Deans and all he stands for, hell the man is a living legend, he has more Super14 Cups than we do as a country collectively. But I think even he would would quietly give a sigh of relief to his nation in these trying times.


The Ancestors will be watching...

Monday, July 28, 2008

King Carlos


Well Le Tour is over for another year...


Well done to Carlos Sastre and his team CSC, without whom I doubt he would have managed to win this years race. Never before in my years of watching has a team worked so well together and dominated the Tour so effectively. I really enjoyed watching the Tour again and hope my love affair continues. For those who paint it as a drug riddled joke, oh well. There will always be those people but lets hope they continue to catch the bad guys and the Tour gets stronger and stronger. I just love the way the French come out and support the race. Its more than an event to them its a way of life. Like a rite of passage in summer. I wish I had grown up there and been infused with the love of this Masterpiece as a kid. The names of these great men would ring in my ears like the great batsmen of old. My memory of events like these seem so much purer and grander than now, not that I dont love them now, it's just as a kid you seem to live those times.
Not sure what my mom would have done with us had my brothers and I started the " le tour " around the neighbourhood. Rugby, cricket and tennis were hard enough but the le tour would have been a logistical nightmare. Oh well, long live the tour...

I reserve this last place for Barloworld, typical big wig wankers who ride the good wave of last year and when the team hits some troubles you bail on them, how would you feel halfway through the tour knowing your sponsors were bailing on you come the end of the race. Sure some twit abused drugs but he got caught. Standing by one another in tough times is more important than anything, shame on you Barloworld. I wont be supporting you. The saying which appears on many a cars back window on the flats springs to mind: " when days are dark friends are few "

Personally I hate that saying, I am not a pessimist, but it finally found its place with the Barloworld board of directors.


Just Some facts and figures:

Calories consumed by a rider per day: 5,900 average, 9,000 max Calories burned by a rider in the course of the Tour: 123,900 (based on 5900-per day average at 21 days of racing)


Number of pedal strokes taken per rider for the three weeks: 324,000 (at 60 rpm); 486,000 (at 90 rpm)


Number (or miles) of barricades erected and torn down for the race: 217 miles Number of gendarmes (French military police officers) on the Tour: 13,000


Number of chains worn out by a single rider: 3 (Armstrong went through a chain a week) Total number of tires used by the peloton: 792


Number of finishers, worst-ever year: 10 in 1919 (out of 69 starters)

Most stages won by a single rider, career total: 34, Eddy Merckx (1969: six stages and overall; 1970: eight stages and overall; 1971: four stages and overall; 1972: six stages and overall; 1974: eight stages and overall; 1975: two stages)


Most number of stages won on single Tour: 8--Charles Pelissier (1930), Eddy Merckx (1970, 1974), and Freddy Maertens (1976)


Most riders to wear yellow jersey in one Tour: 8 in 1987Most days spent in yellow jersey: 96 by Eddy Merckx (in 7 participations)


Biggest winning margin (since 1947): 28 min 27 sec (Fausto Coppi--Stan Ockers in 1952)


Smallest winning margin: 8 sec (Greg LeMond--Laurent Fignon in 1989)


Longest solo breakaway: 253 km by Albert Bourlon in 1947


Biggest winning margin on stage win: 22 min 50 sec by Jose Luis Viejo in 1976Fastest prologue: 55.152 kph by Chris Boardman in 1994 over 7.2 km


Highest total number of "King of the Mountains" victories: 7 by Richard Virenque


Fastest individual time trial: 54.545 kph by Greg LeMond in 1989 over 24.5 km


Fastest team time trial: 54.930 kph by Gewiss in 1995 over 67 kmFastest average over a flat stage: 50.355 kph by Mario Cipollini in 1999 over 194.5 km (Laval-Blois)


Fastest average over whole Tour: 40.276 kph by Lance Armstrong in 1999


Oldest race winner: Firmin Lambot (36) in 1922


Youngest winner: Henri Cornet (20) in 1904


Most times participated by one rider: 16 (Joop Zoetemelk, between 1970 and 1986; he finished them all)

Friday, July 25, 2008

Who's the man

















How insane is this shot...

For any of you who know anything about mountain biking, this is the man. Christoph Sauser.


http://www.sauserwind.com/

Here he is pictured winning the recent Mountain Biking World Champs, where our very own Burry Stander came in 2nd posi in the U23 section. Anyway so he won this race and went on to create a bit of a stir at the Mountain Biking Marathon World Champs where he obstructed a fellow rider Roelf Paulinson in the final sprint for the line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf86LFuPT2s
Personally I think he was pretty hard done by, bit of a home town decision. The UCI which controls the race awarded it to Paulinson and once they had done that it wasn't going to be easy to change their minds. Bit like Judge Hlope.
Look out for Sauser and SA's best Burry at the Beijing Olympics which are just around the corner.

For me its off to Kleinmond for some R&R, I will be riding hard in preparation for the Stellenbosch Mountain Bike Challenge next weekend. This race is part of the National Mountain Bike series so expect to see some of the local big guns in action. A good one to measure yourself on 66km of hard riding. I will do 3-4 hrs of hard riding on Saturday and look to take it easy until the race.

Welcome

Hi,

This is just a platform from where I will hopefully be able to settle some of life's mysteries and general rubbish which goes on inside my head. It could be anything so bare with me.

I will devote some time towards whatever seems to interest me, topics may vary and intellect will definately be lacking, so dont take it too seriously. Here is the first of hopefully many posts that will be interesting to you.


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